‘Will you go out with me? WHAT? You will! Oh my God, that’s absolutely … Hang on! Why? What’s wrong with you?’
Questions rise to the surface and refuse to be answered by any but the most obvious and disappointing answers. Why do you like me? What’s wrong with you? What’s your ulterior motive? You are attractive, funny, intelligent … and what else? The nicer the person, the greater my distrust for their interest in me.